noah's ark

Last week and me. Actually, who cares. It rained today; really rained. Not that lousy drizzle that's been teasing my for weeks during random days, but the hardcore, intense "your hung out clothes just got rained into the mud and your house is now floating on the rivers that were once streets." Or something like that. It was no biblical flood, but it was sexy. As sexy as falling water can be, which isn't really that much, unless you're into that kind of thing. If you are, you're a little strange. Get help.

Hopefully it continues so I can stand on a rooftop and shout false prophecies to the masses of bewildered people. Apparently there's a cyclone brewing, which means a first in years. Now, cyclones I don't mind. What pisses me off is how the power always goes out, and usually after the main event is over. It is the single most annoying thing ever. Besides peppercorn hidden in food. And some other things...

No power means no aircon. No aircon means no cooling. No cooling means a freakin' hot, stuffy night because, naturally, fans don't work either. So, it leaves me to run outside and sleep in the cool rain to catch some kind of fatal condition that ends up being cured because an angel was watching over me. Riiiiight.

Really, I love the rain and I love cyclones. But I hate no power. I want to walk around in a loin cloth and say "Yeah, I'm from the future. There's no power." when it happens. Why? Because I can.

Alright, now about last week. It was lame. No rain. Here's a list of things I did:

- Party that sucked
- Sucky party
- Stuff

And I drove around with some mates to get food because the driver was losing his license in court the next day, which is kind of funny considering he's going overseas for 6 months in a week. I wonder if people in London are as excited about rain as I am...

On another topic, this week has been pretty damn good. I'm not going to explain why, because that would mean thinking about the various reasons, when really there's only one or two. So, suffer the ambiguous paragraph while I yawn.

Useless fact #16475: Before this post, I had 2 others that really did suck and had to be put down. I was mostly talking about how funny it is when people try and talk over really loud music. Generally the receiver nods and makes the excited face.

Hint #1415: A party does not equal loud music and alcohol existing together in a space the size of an average bedroom. Learn to spread out.

Here's the weather forecast:

Sometimes... it will rain. Goodmorrowing!

- Pary ζ.