Bikinis etc.

Life's a beach, or at least we all wish it was. There's nothing better than relaxing at the beach for a few hours on a beautiful day and taking in the sights. I know there are some things better, but nobody likes a wise guy. I'm freshly baked and feeling great, even as I watch Visual Studio install itself at a snail's pace. Glad to have my computer back, as boring as it is sitting here and doing assignment work, or procrastinating as the case may be, I feel at home chatting to my distant friends night after night.

Since today I went to the beach, as mentioned above, and since the beach usually entails seeing bikini-clad girls, I though I'd share a thought. As I notice these girls and then my desktop background, then my calendar and finally the picture hanging on my wall, I can't help but think: Man I'm lonely. Yes, it's true, I am lonely. I'm telling you this because I've been in the sun for too long and the salty water is getting to me.

Moving right along to the part where I write another paragraph similiar to the ones above. Now, today was off to a shaky start. First off I lost my car's fuel cap to the merciless traffic - it was on the side of the road, I swear someone swerved to hit it. Ok, so I should've remembered to put it back on. I still blame the traffic. After this I discovered that I was missing a thong - one thong. Who the hell loses one thong without moving it?! Me, of course. In true thriller-movie fashion, my mind flashed back with images and I saw my brother lift his bag out of the car at school. With this image I quickly drove back to the scene of the crime and there it was in the gutter, the missing thong. Booya! From there it was to the beach at last, where I almost walked off without everything, including the shirt off my back and to top it all off, my phone was in a ladyfriend's bag, whom I suspect was attempting to steal it. No charges will be made... for obvious reasons, including the fact that I was joking...

- Pary .ζ.