Monday again

And while most of you were at work or doing something I sat at home and contemplated nothing. Not a thing. Not anything. Ok you get the point. I awoke at 10:44, after going to bed surprisngly early the night before. Exciting stuff, no?

So this paragraph should be enough to make you tingle with joy as you read it. Well it won't, so stop reading. I find it difficult to describe a day where I sat in aircon and did absolutely nothing. I mean, really, what is there to describe? Alright I'll try...

At a certain time, I breathed slightly different before getting up and making lunch. After that I consumed this food I had created. It was devoured with ease, my teeth turning it into a swallowable mush that my stomach could acidify and pass along to the appropriate channel. They call this process digesting. Digesting is a necessary....

I'll give you biology you uneducated swine! Um, eat healthy. Yeah.

So, in summary it was a concatenation of unforeseen events that precluded me from venturing outside of my house. This includes, but isn't limited to, the excruciating heat that has a tendency to induce sweat rapidly, resulting in an uncomfortable feeling when sitting down.

GO GO GADGET ACADEMIC WRITING!!@#111oneimaginarynumber:]

- Рάry .ζ.